“I Majored In Vodka” Unisex T-Shirt

Description

Simple doesn’t mean easy. The “I Majored in Vodka” unisex softstyle t-shirt is for those who understand that making something truly clean, smooth, and precise takes serious skill. It’s a subtle nod to the distillers and spirit lovers who know that vodka leaves no room for mistakes—and that mastery shows in the details.

Designed with a clean, classic fit and a soft, lightweight feel, this tee is made for everyday comfort whether you’re dialing in a distillation, talking shop at a tasting, or enjoying a perfectly balanced cocktail. Versatile, understated, and easy to wear, it’s a staple for anyone who appreciates precision and craft.

Why you’ll love it

• Softstyle comfort – lightweight, breathable, and ideal for year-round wear

• Classic unisex fit – relaxed, flattering, and effortlessly versatile

• Minimalist, craft-forward message – confident, clean, and quietly knowledgeable

• Perfect gift – great for vodka lovers, distillers, and industry pros

Product features

• Seamless construction for reduced fabric waste

• Elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape

• Stabilized shoulder seams to prevent stretching

• Soft, durable fabric ideal for high-quality printing

• Ethically made with US cotton, certified safe

Care instructions

• Do not dry clean

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry: low heat

• Iron, steam, or dry: low heat

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

 

Fit tip: Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for a more relaxed, casual look.