“I Majored In Moonshine” Unisex T-Shirt

Some lessons aren’t taught in classrooms. The “I Majored in Moonshine” unisex softstyle t-shirt pays tribute to the rebellious roots of American distilling and the hands-on knowledge passed down outside the lecture hall. It’s a proud nod to grit, ingenuity, and learning the craft the hard way—by doing.

With a clean, classic fit and a soft, lightweight feel, this tee is built for comfort whether you’re firing up a still, swapping stories, or enjoying a jar with friends. Easy to style and made for everyday wear, it’s a natural favorite for distillers, craft spirits fans, and anyone who appreciates the history behind the shine.

Why you’ll love it

• Softstyle comfort – lightweight, breathable, and easy to wear year-round

• Classic unisex fit – relaxed, flattering, and versatile

• Heritage-driven design – celebrates tradition, independence, and craft

• Perfect gift – great for birthdays, Father’s Day, holidays, or distillery milestones

Product features

• Seamless construction for reduced fabric waste

• Elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape

• Stabilized shoulder seams to prevent stretching

• Soft, durable fabric ideal for high-quality printing

• Ethically made with US cotton, certified safe

Care instructions

• Do not dry clean

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry: low heat

• Iron, steam, or dry: low heat

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

Fit tip: Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for a more relaxed, workwear-style look.